Captain Pa
Pa Grape

MY ROLE IN JONAH:
Why, I play the role of Captain Pa, an official member of "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"
Our goal, to not do so much as anything, was working beautifully until some nut named Jonah asked us to sail him to Tarshish. If it weren't for all the cheese curls and root beer we'll be able to buy with the booty he promised in return, we'd probably still be talking about the last time we did something.

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Gilligan's Island"

FAVORITE FOOD:
Grape-Nuts® (Quite fitting, since Pa is such a nutty
grape!)

FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION:
Roller Shoes

FAVORITE PASTIME:
Wheel throwing

FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
"If you build it, they will come!" -- from Field of
Dreams

IF YOU WEREN'T AN ACTOR YOU'D BE:
The inventor of the pneumatic toothbrush

THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:
Slightly odd wise-man