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Pirate
Larry
Larry the Cucumber
MY
ROLE IN JONAH:
I play Pirate Larry, the undisputed laziest pirate in the world.
Of course, the only reason it's undisputed is that the others
are too lazy to dispute it. Hmm, very crafty of them. My agent
says that by not disputing my title, they are demonstrating a
dubious brand of laziness that could pose a serious threat to
my title. Or, by being so resourceful, are they compromising their
commitment to being lazy? I'm not sure, but all this
thinking has worn me out. I'm pooped!
FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Sonny and Cher"
FAVORITE FOOD:
Chicago Hot Dogs (Hold the Pickle)
FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION:
Slip 'N Slide®
FAVORITE PASTIME:
Anything involving power tools
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
"It happens every time, they all become blueberries!"
-- from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
Factory
IF YOU WEREN'T AN ACTOR YOU'D BE:
Candy Land® Champion of the World
THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:
Silly, Green and Hunky
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