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Bob
the Tomato
Himself
MY
ROLE IN JONAH:
I have the privilege of driving Junior, Laura, Percy, Annie and
Dad Asparagus to the Twippo concert. Well, at least it starts
out as a privilege. After a protective mamma porcupine shoots
out one of our tires, we go speeding down a hill and end up just
inches away from landing in the river, and then I take another
one of those porcupine needles to my posterior. Next time I'll
make sure to wear lots of padding.
FAVORITE TV SHOW:
Ken Burns' PBS special -- "Tomatoes Who Changed
the World"
FAVORITE FOOD:
Pasta with White Sauce
FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION:
Trolleys, of course!
FAVORITE PASTIME:
Practicing his acceptance speech for the Nobel Peace Prize
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
"Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!" -- from The
Wizard of Oz
IF YOU WEREN'T AN ACTOR YOU'D BE:
A Doctor, Teacher or Guidance Counselor
THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:
Round, Red and Particular
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