Jonah
Archibald Asparagus

MY ROLE IN JONAH:
I have the great honor of playing the role of none other than the show's conflicted courier, Jonah! That's right, as Jonah, I deliver messages for God. It's the part of a lifetime. I mean, imagine being the only man who was swallowed by a whale and lived to tell about it! A role like this comes around only once in a lifetime. Wait a second! Make that twice in a lifetime. After all, this is a movie about second chances.

FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Etiquette Junction"

FAVORITE FOOD:
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding

FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION:
Surrey

FAVORITE PASTIME:
Croquet

FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
"God bless us, everyone." -- from A Christmas Carol

IF YOU WEREN'T AN ACTOR YOU'D BE:
An Efficiency Expert

THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:
Tall, Dark and Grammatically-precise