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Jonah
Archibald Asparagus
MY
ROLE IN JONAH:
I have the great honor of playing the role of none other than
the show's conflicted courier, Jonah! That's right, as Jonah,
I deliver messages for God. It's the part of a lifetime. I mean,
imagine being the only man who was swallowed by a whale and lived
to tell about it! A role like this comes around only once in a
lifetime. Wait a second! Make that twice in a lifetime. After
all, this is a movie about second chances.
FAVORITE TV SHOW:
"Etiquette Junction"
FAVORITE FOOD:
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION:
Surrey
FAVORITE PASTIME:
Croquet
FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTE:
"God bless us, everyone." -- from A Christmas Carol
IF YOU WEREN'T AN ACTOR YOU'D BE:
An Efficiency Expert
THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU:
Tall, Dark and Grammatically-precise
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